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Dec 11, 2013
06:00 AM
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa...

I know I'm sending this message during your busy season, so I hope it reaches you in time. I just want to let you know that my daughter has plenty of toys. Seriously. We're all good over here, so no need to have one of your elves whip her up a new gadget or babydoll or Fisher Price plastic doodad. This child is not without. Trust me, she has plenty to play with over here.

But listen, I was wondering.... since you're not using that elf to churn out more crap for my kid, do you think you could send him my way? Those merry little munchkins look like hardworkin' happy-go-lucky guys and gals, and if you can spare one, I've got a dirty bathtub with his or her name all over it!

In fact, here's a deal for ya — Dave and I already got a new dollhouse with all the furnishings for Anna, and I intend to write your name on the tag under "From", so you're totally off the hook. It'll be our little secret *wink wink* And let's face it — you could use the extra street cred, too — you know what I'm talkin' about — you've seen her reaction to you at the mall. You kind of come off as a pretty creepy dude. Plus, she's 2, soooo..... I'm not even quite sure she gets the concept of you anyway.... we probably got another year before she starts demanding to have the latest item she sees advertised on Nick Jr., so why waste a good thing like one of your little workers on my kid?

Since you're not using that elf to churn out more crap for my kid, do you think you could send him my way?

In return, you can just drop that tiny yuletide workhorse off here at your convenience. I mean, like, tonight would be great cause I have a lot of stuff to get done before the holidays.... but no pressure! Seriously, whatever works for you. I don't want you to have to make an extra trip, so I'll take him on the 25th — I'll just stock up on some new Rubbermaid containers so I'll be ready to put him to work doing all my Crazy New Year Organizing. And there's always vacuuming and mopping, am I right, Big Guy?? That stuff isn't just seasonal if you know what I mean!

Look at me, rambling on and on. I think you get the gist and you see how we can both benefit here. I'll let you get back to it all — so thanks for the elf in advance and good luck with all that prep before the big day! Merry Christmas!

Love,
Jeanne~*

Jeanne McCullough is a Montgomery County, PA mom. This post was adapted from her blog Mom Hearts Pinot.

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Outstanding Delaware Valley mom bloggers share insights about their kids or themselves, family experiences or ways they handled parenting situations. Their items — often reposted from their blogs — reflect everyday experiences that anyone can relate to rather than political viewpoints or belief systems.

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Trish Adkins, Yoke
Jennifer Auer, Jersey Family Fun
Stacy Heenan Biscardi, Wifty & Shifty
Hillary Chybinski, My Scraps
EJ Curran, Four Little Monsters
Darla DeMorrow, The Pregnant Entrepreneur
Rachée Fagg, Say It Rah-Shay
Raya Fagg, And Starring As Herself…MRSRFKJ
Erin Flynn Jay, Mastering the Mommy Track
Marion Kase, Helicopter-Caterpillar
Jean Ladden, Jean's Book Reviews
Brie Latini, ( . . . a breezy life)
Toni Langdon, Tickles and Time Outs
Lisa Lightner, A Day in Our Shoes
Jeanine Ludwikowski, Mommy Entourage
Jeanne McCullough, Mom Hearts Pinot
Trina O'Boyle, O’Boy! Organic
Kelly Raudenbush, My Overthinking
Sandra Telep, West Philly Mama
Marissa Kiepert Truong, Land of Once Upon a Time
Lisa Weinstein, The Mixed Up Brains of Lisa Weinstein
Shivaun Williams, Dar Liomsa (In My Opinion)
Paige Wolf, Spit That Out!

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